Thursday, April 26, 2012

Putting thoughts into words

Have you ever had a day when your thoughts just couldn't quite translate to words... either verbally or on paper? No? Well, it's hard to explain but there are often times when I wish that we could translate words into more than a combination of letters and sounds... maybe with the other senses of smells, tastes and textures. It'd sure make describing the wine tasting experience easier. 


I mean, who really knows if the way a wine is described by someone else is what your or my senses will detect? When a reviewer, critic or winemaker uses mere words to describe what they have experienced (in their words), they are really asking us to accept on faith that our senses will come close to experiencing what they experienced.  Think about it, to use an analogy, if I say I want to buy a red Ferrari, you'll instantly "see" one in your mind... although we may be envisioning completely different shades of red or for that matter, completely different cars. That having been said, that's why I love to taste wines blind. And that's why I also love to offer wines blind in my classes. It's interesting to hear the different ways people will try to describe what they are tasting, and the reasons why they do or don't like it. It never ceases to amaze me how the same wine can be described in so many different ways!


And somebody PLEASE tell me how a wine can taste like wet dog or cat pee unless you've actually tasted such nasty things yourself.  If you have, then I'll reserve comment for a later time! And if you haven't, then stop trying to convince me that I should know what such things taste like, because even though I love dogs and cats, I'm drawing the line right there!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Thoughts about teaching about wine...

Teaching wine classes is a pretty cool thing to do... mainly because I tend to learn so much from the "students" I am teaching. There isn't much money in it but I guess it's still nice to be able to get paid to teach while I'm able to learn a few things along the way for free.  


My classes tend to center on the "Demystification of Wine - Keeping It Simple".  It's a great subject because it is subject matter that has no end. There is a bottomless pit of information out there.  I've discovered that there are and will always be those among us who feel that wine is some scary, mysterious thing that can, for a variety of reasons, be intimidating and a bit overwhelming. Well, I'll let you in on a little secret... it's all in your mind. Wine is a fun, social beverage and best when enjoyed and shared with friends. Once you get over the initial uneasiness and learn the basics, you'll discover that the world of wine will demystify itself and you'll get extremely comfortable with the process of learning as much as you want to know and then some. 


The underlying key to it all is to relax, have a little fun and understand there is absolutely no reason to get uptight over fermented grape juice. Sure, it can be a little overwhelming at first, what with all the different types of grapes and glasses and geography and chemistry and styles and blends and accessories and... well, you get the picture. Like the process of eating an elephant, learning about (and demystifying) wine is best done one bite at a time. Don't fret... ENJOY!

Monday, April 16, 2012

Is enough ever enough?

Wow, after the amazing weekend I just survived, I guess I should give my liver a break. Or not! Beer and spicy Cajun food with my hunting buddies turned out to be a nice break from the week's stress overload. Then a quiet dinner with friends Saturday over several bottle of great vintage juice was again "just what the doctor ordered". But the ultimate weekend capper was the Italian wine dinner with the Mad Dawgs yesterday. Twenty or so world-class Brunellos from the legendary 1995, 1997, 1999 and 2001 vintages were lined up and paired with a massive amount of delicious food. After ten years of doing amazing tastings and dinners with the Mad Dawgs, it still keeps getting better and better!

On a different subject, I just went by the empty skeleton of yet another local wine shop that has gone out of business. I'll have to admit, since this is the second failure of this store after the original owners were open for something like twenty years, one has to think that there is definitely something missing in the mindset of local entrepreneurs these days. So many folks jump into the wine business on a lark, perhaps under the mistaken assumption of "How hard could it be? Come on... it's WINE!!!". I've seen so many wine shops come and go. It's sad, but then, there are some people who actually grasp the concept that there is more to running a successful wine store than having two tastings a week and inundating their customers with constant emails. Come on people... IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT WHO CAN SELL WINE FOR THE LOWEST PRICE. Unfortunately some will never get it.

Having, in the past, run a wine auction website for a decade, I discovered that trying to turn an avocation into a vocation isn't as simple as it may seem on the surface. I've never put so many hours into something for so little money... EVER.  I've toyed with doing the retail wine shop thing myself, but I've always come to my senses. Maybe someday though... A guy can dream can't he? 

Friday, April 13, 2012

What a week. Looking forward to the weekend!

Well, with the week I've had it'll be easy to justify enjoying some great wines this weekend. Sometimes too much stress tends to cloud my judgement, but... on the other hand, a little wine sometimes leads to greater clarity!

Tonight though, it'll be beer with my hunting buddies. Beer just seems more comfortable accompanying a big bowl of spicy Cajun 'sauce picquant' filled with all kinds of yummy stuff.  But tomorrow night my lovely wife and I are visiting some great 'wine friends' and that's always an excuse to raid my cellar for a couple of special bottles to share. I don't know about you, but I think wine is ALWAYS more enjoyable when shared with friends who appreciate good juice!

And Sunday is going to be really special. My wine group, the Mad Dawgs, will be having an incredible Italian event that will feature classic Brunellos from the fabled 1995, 1997, 1999 and 2001 vintages. That will be memorable for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is that it'll be honoring the memory of John Dickson, a charter member that we lost to kidney cancer a few years back. John LOVED his Italian wines. And we miss him.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Why is wine so mysterious?

As I write these first few words, I'm reminded of the old saying, "To scale a mountain one must take the first step". Well, here goes... I fell in love with fine wine when I was in college and, like most of my peers. I was looking for an alternative to cheap beer.  I was drinking a lot of plonk - Boone's Farm, Annie Green Springs, cheap Chianti in those cute little basket covered bottles, Mateus and Lancers - that kind of stuff. Then one night a buddy brought over a bottle of French stuff  to share with dinner. I don't remember the chateau or the vintage of that Bordeaux but I do know that it was a life changing experience. I was never quite the same after that... well, at least wine wise.

I suppose that ignorance can truly be bliss and not knowing what you don't know may in fact be a good thing sometime. In the world of fine wine though, I continue to be amazed even today, just how ignorant (well, at least unaware and/or mis-informed) people allow themselves to be. What the heck's the big deal anyway? Wine is essentially nothing more than organic fermented grape juice and yet an incredible mass of humanity still sees it as something mysterious or even intimidating and even more often than not, snobbish, and it's followers, aloof and geeky. Well, I'm here to tell you that I love the world of wine, the people who make it and all of the incredible passionate people who are involved in that world. And, in my humble opinion, there is absolutely NOTHING to be intimidated about.

Sure, there have been volumes written (shall I even say it... pontificated) about wine. Peel back the layers though and what you've got is a social beverage that is created by farmers and chemists and God (or if you prefer - Mother Nature). Talk about it. Write about it. Learn about it. But above all, enjoy it and share it. 


I thoroughly enjoy teaching the basics of wine and the demystification of it all to those who are brave enough to admit they want to know more. In my classes and tastings, I think I get the best end of the deal because I learn so much from my students.  Getting direct feedback from a person tasting something new and different or learning the "art" of swirling wine in a proper glass or discovering that it's okay to break the age old "rules" regarding pairing wines with food, is refreshing and invigorating. It assures me that there is hope for us all. And I love it.